| User Profile |
| Username: |
smartestmonkey |
| User Title: |
Court of the King |
| Posts: |
658 |
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| Registration Date: |
Nov 18, 2002 |
| Last Active: |
Aug 28, 2008 |
| Location: |
United States |
| Time Zone: |
-5 GMT |
| Homepage: |
http://kingofthenerds.com |
| Birthday: |
May 14, 1976 |
| Bio: |
I live to kill Dan Porter . . . wait, I mean I love to kill Dan Porter . . . no that's not it either, Drats! |
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"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams--this may be madness. To seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be." - Man of La Mancha
"What have you got at home to play your fuzzy warbles on? Some portable, pitiful, pic-i-nic player? Come with uncle and hear it done up right . . . hear angel trumpets and devil trombones." - Clockwork Orange |
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